Texas Hold 'em Poker Rap

When it comes to hold 'em, you might as well fold 'em
I'll have you spillin' chips before the flop flips

I am one of a kind,
Playin' like a millionaire,
Make ya fold before ya pay da blind
Flippin' chips with a twist of the wrist - I'll blow ya fuckin' mind

Burn one
Flip flip flip
Burn one
Flip
Then the river comes and I make ya trip
When it comes to the pot, you can't even win a split
Like a fist to the face, I'll make ya spit chips

'Bout to rip a hole in the universe as I step into the second verse
Hope ya got enough chips in ya purse
'Cause here comes the worst
I'm about to burst while I put you in a hearse
'Cause when it comes to poker, I'll always place first
Now let's see if you got enough chips to quench my thirst

Don't even try to bluff
I'll call you out like a diamond in the rough
You aint' hard enough for this stuff

I got a poker face like a brick wall
You left your poker face in the washroom stall
If you fuckin' bluff, I'm gunna' fuckin' call

If you try to check, I'm gunna fuckin' raise
All your chips will vanish in a smokeless fuckin' haze

Please don't test me
I have a flawless poker recipe
It's gunna' be a royal flush victory
Why do you think they call me "Master Lee"?
I am a master of poker and a professor of philosophy

Hand after hand, you fall into my plan
Can't you understand?
I am the "Poker Man"

Looks like it's time to ante-up
What's a matter? Can't you fill the cup?
My poker chip volcano is about to fuckin' erupt
Time to throw your cards in, bitch, 'cause you're goin' home fuckin' bankrupt


-Josh

Random Thought

Eye's don't give true vision.
The Brain does not give intelligence.
These are just tools some use better than others.

-Adam

Thought Provoking Question

"When "sick" is the standard, how does one become truly ill?"

Josh